Back again

I just went through my last little blog 'The Cone of Concentration' and all it's fishes and my thoughts. Funny how our thinking conditions itself, or rather circumstances change it, with the flow of the unbeatable time. Hmm.. I feel a little tingling in my cerebellum. Gotta have my midnight 'gand-fad' poha and the hot-an-watery tea.

Loosening up at midnight

It's midnight and my work as journalist is done. Today, Shiv Sainiks went amok in Yavatmal, Amravati and Nagpur, enraged over desecration of their political lord and party head Balasaheb Thackeray, in Yavatmal. Three got busted and got thrown out of MSETCL for faking their way into the power company in Nagpur. Nothing much happened today in the city though. Specially fucking boring day, as my colleagues suddenly decided to not to report the work today. I am not bitcher but sometimes I can do nothing but sulk over the omnipotent feeling that says "Up Yours". That apart, I feel it's funny the way the day is exciting for journos. The day isn't arousing enough without few bloody rapes, splattering murders, or daredevil thefts. You could always throw in a little armed dacoity (better it it goes wrong) or a little moral policing on poor unsuspecting couples seeking the privacy of 'see-thru' bushes. Oh yeah, almost forgot to mention the brain-dead housewife who fucked up her husband big time by literally inviting thieves to her house today and handing over the keys of safe to them ! That right, it happened today. Actually those guys were supposed to be locksmiths. Unfortunately, for the housewife of course, were they were not as became apparent when they cleaned the safe off valuables worth Rs 2 lakh ! Hope I don't get a dumb wife like that.Admitted, my poor newspaper is not the 'most read newspaper' of the region. But big or not, fuckup is a fuckup and we, here at my office, believing in fucking it big time. A couple of days ago one of our journo forgot to separate 'in' and famous' (got the point). The matter belonged to a guy who had spent a good sum on ads with us. Fortunately, he didn't see the newspaper the next day when we happily hailed his eatery as 'infamous' ! Lucky we to get away with something like that.What about the day when we proudly proclaimed one of most powerful lady of Indian politics as elephant. That shit too went down the hole without creating a lot of fuss. Thank god very few read us. Be assured amegos, you would know us when you read us.